Lloyd’s Rants

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Wal-Mart Sucks, Part 1

Another RANT from Lloyd, this time on…….
Wal-Mart

Originally Published December 17, 2004

Well December is in the air, and it smells like shit to me. Merry Fucking Christmas and HoHo, ho.

I hate Wal-Mart. I mean I can’t even stand to say the fucking name, so herein I’ll refer to it as Wallyworld. Mostly because I hate to type hyphens. Continue reading

February 28, 2009 Posted by | Lloyd's Rants | | 1 Comment

Waiting in Line at Starbucks

Another Rant from Lloyd

This time on……Waiting in Line at Starbucks

Okay, everyone knows that Lloyd absolutely hates and despises YUPPIES.

Fabulously beautiful people, extremely self-centered, full of themselves, consumer-driven, baseball cap on backwards, bald by choice men, obnoxious and a shame to waste the oxygen on them bunch of motherfuckers that they are, they did have one good idea: Starbucks. NO, this does not make up for the fact that most of them are criminal cocksucker businessmen, driven to remove your hard earned money from your pocket via your anus. But the coffee’s good. Continue reading

February 28, 2009 Posted by | Lloyd's Rants | Leave a comment

Shut up and Drive!

Another RANT from Lloyd, this time on……….

Cell Phones and Driving

I’ve really, really had enough of this bullshit about driving and using a cellular telephone. Most people I know barely have enough intellect to operate a motor vehicle, let alone try and hold a conversation while driving. There is absolutely NO GOOD REASON why those of us who DO possess such faculties cannot do both at the same time. Continue reading

February 28, 2009 Posted by | Lloyd's Rants | 1 Comment

Mobius gets Marked

The Mark

February 7, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment