Directly from the warped brain of @NOTSethRogen on Twitter.
This recipe was completely developed while so wrecked we had to wait until the next day to actually make it. All quantities are approximate. Oven Preheated? 350, if you please. Do it now. If you’ve been smoking and don’t do it now, you’ll open a cold oven in about a half hour and be really pissed. I know, trust me.
3 lb yellow/green squash, sliced
5 T butter
1 C minced sweet onion
1 C Mild Cheddar Cheese, shredded
1/2 C Swiss Cheese, shredded
1/2 C fresh Parmesean Cheese, shredded
4 large eggs, minus the shells. Shells will fuck up the whole thing.
1/2 C whole milk
2 t salt
1 t black pepper
4 oz bacon, cooked
20 Ritz Crackers, crushed into crumbs. If you use other than Ritz, Andy Griffith will kick your ass.
Preheat oven to 350.
Cook squash in boiling water for 8-10 min until just tender. Remove from heat, drain, set aside.
Fry bacon, remove from pan, leave the grease. Finely chop backon and set aside.
Sautee onion in bacon grease + 5 T butter. Add squash slowly, sautee 3-4 minutes and remove from heat.
Put all cheese, milk, eggs, salt, pepper and bacon in a bowl, box, paper bag or empty enema bottle.
Mix thoroughly. Consistency should be about the same as cake batter. Adjust ingredient quantities as necessary.
Spoon 1/2 mixture into bottom of a well greased 13×9 glass baking dish to coat.
Add squash to dish and toss gently to coat. Pour remaining mixture into baking dish.
Top with Ritz crackers and more shredded cheese (optional). Bake 30-45 minutes and then bake the casserole for the same amount of time at 350 or until set and golden brown.
Makes a lot. Tastes best while baked. Even better the next day.
@Lloyd_Henreid on Twitter
Staten Island, NY (TMT) – It’s drizzling in the early morning hours of March 28. People in this neighborhood are sleeping off the revelry of Friday night, having been out partying the night before.
But not “Seth Rogen”. He stayed home last night and played games with a collective 25,000 Twitter users as he continued the weeks-long charade of impersonating Television and Movie actor Seth Rogen via Twitter.
It all started like most internet impersonation stories – somebody posing as somebody rather famous for kicks, but if you dig a little deeper, their downfall was a lack of understanding how Twitter works behind the scenes, and good old-fashioned self promotion for their own business.
Before we get into details, consider for a moment:
It’s true. I hate to disappoint millions of you, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.
Now, on to disappoint a couple thousand others…….
There’s been a lot of flutter online the last two days about the shenanigans going on with the @realSethRogen Twitter ID. Hopefully this FAQ will clear things up for everyone.
Update 3/28/2009: @Seth_Rogen is the latest Seth Rogen fake Twitter account – he’s also not real, but it SURE shows us all how gullible folks can be. Same guy as from before, and we actually have a pretty good idea who’s behind it. Hint: It’s not Seth Rogen.
Another RANT from Lloyd, this time on……….
Waiting in Line at Giant
Originally Published August 16, 2002
A 2002 WebRant Award Winning Rant!
Yeah, I know. The title says “Giant” (which used to be a locally-owned, obnoxiously priced and tres pretentious grocery store chain here on the Right Coast, and now is a chain-owned, obnoxiously HIGHER priced and GROSSLY pretentious grocery store chain here on the Right Coast), but for purposes of this particular rant, you could really be waiting in line anywhere.
It’s happened to me at Giant, McDonald’s, Starbucks, Wendy’s, even waiting in line in CHURCH, for goodness’ sake. (Yes, Lloyd has been seen at church on occasion. Fuck you. It’s a great place to pick up the closet freaks, so kiss my ass.) Continue reading
Another RANT from Lloyd, this time on…….
Originally Published December 17, 2004
Well December is in the air, and it smells like shit to me. Merry Fucking Christmas and HoHo, ho.
I hate Wal-Mart. I mean I can’t even stand to say the fucking name, so herein I’ll refer to it as Wallyworld. Mostly because I hate to type hyphens. Continue reading
Another Rant from Lloyd
This time on……Waiting in Line at Starbucks
Okay, everyone knows that Lloyd absolutely hates and despises YUPPIES.
Fabulously beautiful people, extremely self-centered, full of themselves, consumer-driven, baseball cap on backwards, bald by choice men, obnoxious and a shame to waste the oxygen on them bunch of motherfuckers that they are, they did have one good idea: Starbucks. NO, this does not make up for the fact that most of them are criminal cocksucker businessmen, driven to remove your hard earned money from your pocket via your anus. But the coffee’s good. Continue reading
Another RANT from Lloyd, this time on……….
Cell Phones and Driving
I’ve really, really had enough of this bullshit about driving and using a cellular telephone. Most people I know barely have enough intellect to operate a motor vehicle, let alone try and hold a conversation while driving. There is absolutely NO GOOD REASON why those of us who DO possess such faculties cannot do both at the same time. Continue reading
I promised myself all day that I wouldn’t work on this today – the good folks here at TMT, myself included, have all contracted some rare virus thing. Hit the executive staff pretty well, hit the gimp even worse, but slammed good old Lloyd around like Captain Trips. Being so close to Kwanzaa, I thought perhaps it was that nasty strain of E-Bama that’s been rumored to be headed towards DC, but it was ruled out when they determined that I never expose myself to a high enough bullshit level to have it evolve. Still means fevered, congested and coughy writing may only make sense to me in the morning. We’ll see.
I ran across something this morning which has had me laughing like Renfield every time I look at it. It’s a series of videos put together by a guy named Jack Vale, who has invented a device he calls “The Pooter”. (NO, I am not going to tell you what I was actually searching for when I ran across it.) Continue reading
Following the recent denial by the U.S. Supreme Court in the Obama Birth Certificate lawsuit, the President-Elect can now invite his extended family to next month’s Inauguration.
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