Billy Mays is my Shepherd
Billy Mays is my Shepherd, I shall not want (a Shamwow).
He maketh me buy stuff I never knew I needed:
He leadeth me to find my credit card numbers and to call now.
He restoreth the colors to my laundry:
He leadeth me down the path to needing a “Clean House” for his clients’ sake.
Yea, though I surf through the valley of 3AM television,
I will fear no spills, for he giveth me Zorbeez;
His beard and his voice, they comfort me and keep me awake.
He preparest Big City Sliders for me in the presence of Jenny Craig,
He maketh my head to spin and bid me to wait, for there’s more; my mailbox runneth over.
Surely goodness and bargains shall lure me in during his reruns,
and I will walk on his Impact Gels forever.
No man is an island, and Billy had a lot of amazing people behind him as he set out to take over our world. We miss you, Billy, and wish there was even more!
Our thoughts go out to @ArwenAnaNg, @KingSully and @YoungBillyMays as they embark on Season 2 of The Pitchmen!
Staten Island, NY (TMT) – It’s drizzling in the early morning hours of March 28. People in this neighborhood are sleeping off the revelry of Friday night, having been out partying the night before.
But not “Seth Rogen”. He stayed home last night and played games with a collective 25,000 Twitter users as he continued the weeks-long charade of impersonating Television and Movie actor Seth Rogen via Twitter.
It all started like most internet impersonation stories – somebody posing as somebody rather famous for kicks, but if you dig a little deeper, their downfall was a lack of understanding how Twitter works behind the scenes, and good old-fashioned self promotion for their own business.
Before we get into details, consider for a moment:
It’s true. I hate to disappoint millions of you, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.
Now, on to disappoint a couple thousand others…….
There’s been a lot of flutter online the last two days about the shenanigans going on with the @realSethRogen Twitter ID. Hopefully this FAQ will clear things up for everyone.
Update 3/28/2009: @Seth_Rogen is the latest Seth Rogen fake Twitter account – he’s also not real, but it SURE shows us all how gullible folks can be. Same guy as from before, and we actually have a pretty good idea who’s behind it. Hint: It’s not Seth Rogen.
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