Billy Mays is my Shepherd
Billy Mays is my Shepherd, I shall not want (a Shamwow).
He maketh me buy stuff I never knew I needed:
He leadeth me to find my credit card numbers and to call now.
He restoreth the colors to my laundry:
He leadeth me down the path to needing a “Clean House” for his clients’ sake.
Yea, though I surf through the valley of 3AM television,
I will fear no spills, for he giveth me Zorbeez;
His beard and his voice, they comfort me and keep me awake.
He preparest Big City Sliders for me in the presence of Jenny Craig,
He maketh my head to spin and bid me to wait, for there’s more; my mailbox runneth over.
Surely goodness and bargains shall lure me in during his reruns,
and I will walk on his Impact Gels forever.
No man is an island, and Billy had a lot of amazing people behind him as he set out to take over our world. We miss you, Billy, and wish there was even more!
Our thoughts go out to @ArwenAnaNg, @KingSully and @YoungBillyMays as they embark on Season 2 of The Pitchmen!
I do so hope this gets approved, after all the hullabaloo. Yes, I said hullaballoo. Deal with it. Updated below!
Whatcha think? I do hope Lloyd doesn’t mind.
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It’s true. I hate to disappoint millions of you, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.
Now, on to disappoint a couple thousand others…….
There’s been a lot of flutter online the last two days about the shenanigans going on with the @realSethRogen Twitter ID. Hopefully this FAQ will clear things up for everyone.
Update 3/28/2009: @Seth_Rogen is the latest Seth Rogen fake Twitter account – he’s also not real, but it SURE shows us all how gullible folks can be. Same guy as from before, and we actually have a pretty good idea who’s behind it. Hint: It’s not Seth Rogen.
I promised myself all day that I wouldn’t work on this today – the good folks here at TMT, myself included, have all contracted some rare virus thing. Hit the executive staff pretty well, hit the gimp even worse, but slammed good old Lloyd around like Captain Trips. Being so close to Kwanzaa, I thought perhaps it was that nasty strain of E-Bama that’s been rumored to be headed towards DC, but it was ruled out when they determined that I never expose myself to a high enough bullshit level to have it evolve. Still means fevered, congested and coughy writing may only make sense to me in the morning. We’ll see.
I ran across something this morning which has had me laughing like Renfield every time I look at it. It’s a series of videos put together by a guy named Jack Vale, who has invented a device he calls “The Pooter”. (NO, I am not going to tell you what I was actually searching for when I ran across it.) Continue reading
Following the recent denial by the U.S. Supreme Court in the Obama Birth Certificate lawsuit, the President-Elect can now invite his extended family to next month’s Inauguration.
They just don’t exist, but, my goodness the drama that has unfolded from this on their blog is mind-boggling.
This whole thing smells like one of those Nigerian Lottery Money Laundering things that run in email (google “419 scams”) It’s got all the qualities of this fraud which just refuses to go away.
The idea that Michelle Obama was ever concerned with a bunch of Nobody Nigerians “working out of Norway” is preposterous to begin with.
As if Nigerians in Norway couldn’t POSSIBLY be visible enough, they toss this out there to try and drive up their own visibility.
I’ve just stumbled upon something rather…..baffling.
Very conservatively, I’ve easily spent over 6 months of my life waiting for computers to reboot.
3x a day average (suffice to say I’ve had my hands on more than one PC in my day)
8 minutes average from shutdown click to being able to use the PC again after reboot.
(some take 3 minutes, and some monster systems (remember Novell?) take half an hour)
7 days a week, 365 days a year, for 30 years.
So, as you may or may not know, Mobius and I, on occasion, do ‘bitstrips’. Here’s one of our highest-rated ones. Been awhile, but there will be some new ones this week. Better viewed at the site than here, at least until I get a different layout for the blog. Click on the pic to go to the site. Enjoy.
- Billy Mays
- Candid Camera
- Lloyd's Rants
- Medical Marijuana
- Seth Rogen
- The Pooter
- Urban Dictionary