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Supreme Court Denies Obama Birth Certificate Lawsuit

Following the recent denial by the U.S. Supreme Court in the Obama Birth Certificate lawsuit, the President-Elect can now invite his extended family to next month’s Inauguration.

Anyone know how to get to Pennsylvania Avenue?

Anyone know how to get to Pennsylvania Avenue?

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December 11, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Hussein, Inauguration, Lloyd's Rants, obama, Politics, Rants, Satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

What to do, what to do?

November 6, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, obama, Politics, Satire | , , | Leave a comment

This just in…..

There are NO recordings of Michelle Obama ranting at a tiny African blog being written by Nigerians in Norway.

They just don’t exist, but, my goodness the drama that has unfolded from this on their blog is mind-boggling.

This whole thing smells like one of those Nigerian Lottery Money Laundering things that run in email (google “419 scams”) It’s got all the qualities of this fraud which just refuses to go away.

The idea that Michelle Obama was ever concerned with a bunch of Nobody Nigerians “working out of Norway” is preposterous to begin with.

As if Nigerians in Norway couldn’t POSSIBLY be visible enough, they toss this out there to try and drive up their own visibility.

November 3, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Hussein, Lloyd's Rants, obama, Politics, Satire | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bristolgate – The Mobius Bitstrip

 

So, as you may or may not know, Mobius and I, on occasion, do ‘bitstrips’.  Here’s one of our highest-rated ones.  Been awhile, but there will be some new ones this week.  Better viewed at the site than here, at least until I get a different layout for the blog.  Click on the pic to go to the site. Enjoy. 

October 26, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Politics, Satire | , , | Leave a comment

Don Cornelius Not Dead After All

Former ‘Soul Train’ host arrested in Los Angeles

  • Story Highlights
  • “Soul Train” creator Don Cornelius arrested on suspicion of domestic violence
  • It was not clear whom Cornelius was suspected of assaulting
  • Cornelius was released on $50,000 bail, ordered to appear in court in November

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Don Cornelius, the former host of the television show “Soul Train,” was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence, police said Saturday.

Police were called to his Hollywood Hills home late Friday after someone reported a domestic dispute, Officer Sam Park said.

The 72-year-old producer was taken to jail, where he was booked for investigation of felony domestic violence, Park said. He was released on $50,000 bail and ordered to appear in court next month.

Park said he did not know whom Cornelius was suspected of assaulting.

A call to Cornelius’ production office was not immediately returned.

Cornelius started “Soul Train” in 1970 to showcase black music and culture, introducing television audiences to such legendary artists as Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye and Barry White. The series spawned a franchise that includes the Soul Train Music Awards, the Soul Train Lady of Soul Awards and the Soul Train Christmas Starfest.

Cornelius stepped down as “Soul Train” host in 1993.

Find this article at:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/18/don.cornelius.arrest.ap/index.html

October 19, 2008 Posted by | CNN, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Satire | , , , | Leave a comment

Truther Drama Queens

So….I’m over at Mob’s last night watching the Emmy Awards – being the fine connoisseur of porn that I am, one of my favorite things to actually watch on TV is the Hollywood Community as they jerk each other off.

As we’re watching these censored, overpaid d-bags congratulate each other on everything from Best Costumes (i.e. pick out a fucking shirt and put it on) to Best Reality Anything (an oxymoron amongst oxymorons if I’ve EVER heard one!), Mobius sat around on the laptop checking his 75 email accounts and updating his political pages, when I looked over his shoulder at one of his MySpace pages. Continue reading

September 22, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Myspace, Politics, Rants, Satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Biden says put a REAL Man in the White House!

Apparently, it’s NOT a myth or an urban legend – just ask Joe!

August 23, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Politics, Satire | , , , | 1 Comment

Pilot Complaints

Now, most of you who know Lloyd knows that he absolutely DETESTS forwarded ‘funny’ emails, mostly because there’s only one chuckle in every 500 such messages he receives.  Here’s the exception: Continue reading

July 4, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Satire | , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Think I’ve Become Kindled

An Original “Lloyd’s Rant”™ – © 2008, All Rights Reserved.  Parve Θ

So…….on Wednesday I welcomed home a much-anticipated bundle of joy.

If you think I’m talking about a new baby, WELCOME! First time Lloyd reader. Continue reading

June 21, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Kindle, Lloyd's Rants, Rants, Satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment