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Breaking News – Franco Still Dead, Rogen Not Tweeting

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It’s true.  I hate to disappoint millions of you, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.

Now, on to disappoint a couple thousand others…….

There’s been a lot of flutter online the last two days about the shenanigans going on with the @realSethRogen Twitter ID.  Hopefully this FAQ will clear things up for everyone.

Update 3/28/2009: @Seth_Rogen is the latest Seth Rogen fake Twitter account – he’s also not real, but it SURE shows us all how gullible folks can be.  Same guy as from before, and we actually have a pretty good idea who’s behind it.  Hint:  It’s not Seth Rogen.

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March 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrities, Comedy, Funny, Hollywood, Jonah Hill, Lloyd's Rants, Prank, Seth Rogen, Technology, Twitter, video | , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Supreme Court Denies Obama Birth Certificate Lawsuit

Following the recent denial by the U.S. Supreme Court in the Obama Birth Certificate lawsuit, the President-Elect can now invite his extended family to next month’s Inauguration.

Anyone know how to get to Pennsylvania Avenue?

Anyone know how to get to Pennsylvania Avenue?

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Hussein, Inauguration, Lloyd's Rants, obama, Politics, Rants, Satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

What to do, what to do?

November 6, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, obama, Politics, Satire | , , | Leave a comment

Post-Election Survival Instructions

Post Election Survival Instructions

Post Election Survival Instructions

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Politics | , , , | 1 Comment

9/11’s a Lie – Video

 

LYRICS:

Well you can tell
By the way the buildings fell
There was something wrong
Now it’s time to tell Continue reading

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Politics | , , , | Leave a comment

Pilot Complaints

Now, most of you who know Lloyd knows that he absolutely DETESTS forwarded ‘funny’ emails, mostly because there’s only one chuckle in every 500 such messages he receives.  Here’s the exception: Continue reading

July 4, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Satire | , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Think I’ve Become Kindled

An Original “Lloyd’s Rant”™ – © 2008, All Rights Reserved.  Parve Θ

So…….on Wednesday I welcomed home a much-anticipated bundle of joy.

If you think I’m talking about a new baby, WELCOME! First time Lloyd reader. Continue reading

June 21, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Kindle, Lloyd's Rants, Rants, Satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment