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Wasted days and wasted nights…..

I’ve just stumbled upon something rather…..baffling.

Very conservatively, I’ve easily spent over 6 months of my life waiting for computers to reboot.

3x a day average (suffice to say I’ve had my hands on more than one PC in my day)

8 minutes average from shutdown click to being able to use the PC again after reboot.

(some take 3 minutes, and some monster systems (remember Novell?) take half an hour)

7 days a week, 365 days a year, for 30 years.



October 30, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Lloyd's Rants, Technology | , , , | Leave a comment

I Think I’ve Become Kindled

An Original “Lloyd’s Rant”™ – © 2008, All Rights Reserved.  Parve Θ

So…….on Wednesday I welcomed home a much-anticipated bundle of joy.

If you think I’m talking about a new baby, WELCOME! First time Lloyd reader. Continue reading

June 21, 2008 Posted by | Comedy, Funny, Kindle, Lloyd's Rants, Rants, Satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment