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The Infamous, Artery-Clogging Stoner’s Squash

Directly from the warped brain of @NOTSethRogen on Twitter.

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Stoner’s Squash

This recipe was completely developed while so wrecked we had to wait until the next day to actually make it.  All quantities are approximate.  Oven Preheated?  350, if you please.  Do it now.  If you’ve been smoking and don’t do it now, you’ll open a cold oven in about a half hour and be really pissed.  I know, trust me.

3 lb yellow/green squash, sliced
5 T butter
1 C minced sweet onion
1 C Mild Cheddar Cheese, shredded
1/2 C Swiss Cheese, shredded
1/2 C fresh Parmesean Cheese, shredded
4 large eggs, minus the shells. Shells will fuck up the whole thing.
1/2 C whole milk
2 t salt
1 t black pepper
4 oz bacon, cooked
20 Ritz Crackers, crushed into crumbs.  If you use other than Ritz, Andy Griffith will kick your ass.

Preheat oven to 350.

Cook squash in boiling water for 8-10 min until just tender. Remove from heat, drain, set aside.

Fry bacon, remove from pan, leave the grease. Finely chop backon and set aside.

Sautee onion in bacon grease + 5 T butter. Add squash slowly, sautee 3-4 minutes and remove from heat.

Put all cheese, milk, eggs, salt, pepper and bacon in a bowl, box, paper bag or empty enema bottle.

Mix thoroughly. Consistency should be about the same as cake batter. Adjust ingredient quantities as necessary.
Spoon 1/2 mixture into bottom of a well greased 13×9 glass baking dish to coat.

Add squash to dish and toss gently to coat. Pour remaining mixture into baking dish.

Top with Ritz crackers and more shredded cheese (optional). Bake 30-45 minutes and then bake the casserole for the same amount of time at 350 or until set and golden brown. 

Makes a lot.  Tastes best while baked. Even better the next day.

Enjoy, Kiddies!

Lloyd

@Lloyd_Henreid on Twitter

August 12, 2009 Posted by | Seth Rogen, Twitter | , , | Leave a comment

This is totally rufus!

I do so hope this gets approved, after all the hullabaloo.  Yes, I said hullaballoo.  Deal with it.  Updated below!

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Whatcha think?  I do hope Lloyd doesn’t mind.

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March 29, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Hollywood, Lloyd's Rants, Seth Rogen, Technology, Twitter, Urban Dictionary | , , , , | 1 Comment

Original @realSethRogen Twit Identified

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Staten Island, NY (TMT) –  It’s drizzling in the early morning hours of March 28.  People in this neighborhood are sleeping off the revelry of Friday night, having been out partying the night before.

But not “Seth Rogen”.  He stayed home last night and played games with a collective 25,000 Twitter users as he continued the weeks-long charade of impersonating Television and Movie actor Seth Rogen via Twitter.

It all started like most internet impersonation stories – somebody posing as somebody rather famous for kicks, but if you dig a little deeper, their downfall was a lack of understanding how Twitter works behind the scenes, and good old-fashioned self promotion for their own business.

Before we get into details, consider for a moment:

If you’re new to this saga, you may need a refresher course.  Go ahead and read, we’ll wait. Continue reading

March 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebrities, Lloyd's Rants, Prank, Seth Rogen, Technology, Twitter, Uncategorized | , , , | 13 Comments

Breaking News – Franco Still Dead, Rogen Not Tweeting

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It’s true.  I hate to disappoint millions of you, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.

Now, on to disappoint a couple thousand others…….

There’s been a lot of flutter online the last two days about the shenanigans going on with the @realSethRogen Twitter ID.  Hopefully this FAQ will clear things up for everyone.

Update 3/28/2009: @Seth_Rogen is the latest Seth Rogen fake Twitter account – he’s also not real, but it SURE shows us all how gullible folks can be.  Same guy as from before, and we actually have a pretty good idea who’s behind it.  Hint:  It’s not Seth Rogen.

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March 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrities, Comedy, Funny, Hollywood, Jonah Hill, Lloyd's Rants, Prank, Seth Rogen, Technology, Twitter, video | , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments